Taylor Swift : WTH

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 Taylor Swift might have had a thing with Harry Styles, but now that they're not getting back together (like, ever), she's apparently moved onto another English boy of the same name; Prince Harry. Yep, Queen Liz better watch out as according to some fairly amusing reports, Swifty has supposedly decided that she'd quite like a crack at royalty and has got her eye on the Prince.

Oh what a break up album that would make.



Oh be fair to Swifty, she's always being subjected to rumours about her love life, and this latest one does sound a bit on the barmy side. That said, she's apparently and allegedly been getting her people to sort her out with a causal but carefully planned opportunity to bump into Harry.

“Taylor’s desperate to get her name added on to the VIP lists of stars being lined up to meet Harry. She loves everything about him - especially his ginger hair and English accent," a source apparently told the Sun.

Forget that Swiftypie, you'd be better going up Mahiki. Harry always seems to be hanging out there and at least that way you wouldn't have to learn to curtsey to Queenie first.

Although this all seems a tad unlikely to us, this anonymous insider reckons royalty is really only the natural next step for Taylor after having been with both Conor Kennedy and Harry Styles. They may have a point as we're not sure what could top riding in Harreh's love mobile other than having having vaults full of riches to roll around in.

The source added: “She’s dated JFK’s great nephew Conor Kennedy, who is considered American royalty, and Harry would be a massive step up from him.

“Taylor is also Harry’s type as he loves blondes."
Sound pretty believable? Check out the last comment the blabbermouth had to add - it's pretty funny.

“Ed [Sheeran] is laid-back, but it will be a challenge for him not to get jealous over Taylor’s admiration for another richer, ginger Englishman with the same name as one of her ex-boyfriends," they said.

Erm yeah, we're always TOTALLY jealous when our friends have an imaginary crush on someone with the same colour hair and regional accent as us. In fact we can hardly look them in the face any more.

If you hadn't got our drift, this all sounds a bit crackers to us but what do you think? Reckon we'll be seeing Princess Swift prancing about in a tiara any time soon?

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